Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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