my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
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He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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