Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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