Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Success! We fucked roommates!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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