glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
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he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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