Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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