i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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