He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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