she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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