I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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