did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
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