I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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