so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I am never drinking with the goths again.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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