Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
