I need help removing her.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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