Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
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