No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
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I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
You left your underwear on the fireplace
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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