Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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