What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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