i don't like sucking hair
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
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You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
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So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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