I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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