i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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