Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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