redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
how does that bad decision feel?
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