what if I'm pregnant?
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Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
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