Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
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