He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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