Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize