Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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