Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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