Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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