sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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