We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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