Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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