i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
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Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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