Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
You don't make any sense
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