Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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