oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
