Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
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There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
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Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
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