so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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