Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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