My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
you had me at cake vodka
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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