she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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