Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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