I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Four minutes until I can fart!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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