This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
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