Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
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well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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