He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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