That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
high people should be assigned attendants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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