she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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