I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Less talking, more tequila
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
this hospital has no fireball
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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