doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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