So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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