well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
