that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
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