Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
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I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
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I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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