I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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